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Misc: Help Desk... Cosplay?

Of all the possible ways I expected my readers to react to the characters in the Help Desk universe, the desire to cosplay them never once crossed my mind. But one reader decided he was going to take Viktor Schreck out of his clipart world and into the real world... and the results were very impressive.

Pictures after the cut (posted with permission).

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Site News: The Latest Spam Purge left some Collateral Damage

Sorry for being away for so long. There was One Last Big Push at work, then I got strep throat.

Getting rid of the latest pile of blogspam appears to have removed a number of legitimate posts (mostly posts commenting on the blogspam). Apologies for this. I suspect it removed those posts because they were treated as responses to the spam posts, and it deleted the entire "thread." Never mind my comments aren't threaded...

I think there's a fix for this and I'll try to set it up so it doesn't happen again...

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Site News: Comic Transcriptions Now Up To Date

Early this morning in a fit of insomnia I added transcriptions to all the comics that were missing them. We should be all caught up on those now.

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Misc: Happy Birthday Schlock Mercenary

Every once in a while I feel proud of being around for 14 years. It's no mean feat, but there are other webcomics, and creators of webcomics, who flat-out put me to shame.

Let's take, for example, Howard Tayler. Howard Tayler, creator of Schlock Mercenary, a brilliant webcomic set in the far-flung future starring a carbosilicate amorph and the mercenaries he runs around with.

Schlock Mercenary started on June 12, 2000, with Schlock signing up with Tagon's Toughs for the first time. It is ten years later, and Howard has updated every single day since he started. No breaks. No holidays. No long-winded explanations on his front page about how he's too busy to update... and he actually draws everything. His comic tells long-form coherent, side-splittingly funny stories that involve violence, death, explosions, and ominous hummmmms.

He has published 3,653 comics. In other words, he has done more in 10 years than I will probably do in 20.

When he started he was employed full-time at a day job. Now he supports himself completely on his comic. He has an entire store full of swag, including a soon-to-be-released new book, "Resident Mad Scientist," that republishes one of my favorite storylines in the Schlock Mercenary universe.

Happy Birthday, Schlock Mercenary. And congratulations, Howard, for reaching the 10 year mark. And for those of you reading this, if you haven't discovered Schlock Mercenary now is an excellent time to start.

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Site News: What The... Update?!

Yes, I know. It shocked me too.

You can thank a certain person I know from work who has been pestering me incessantly for an update. Though he'll be disappointed it wasn't a new Kernel Panic...

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Misc: Yes, I'm Still Alive. No, I Haven't Quit. Yes, We Have No Banannas.

Just a quick update. My day job is still shoving the rest of my free time aside, so those of you waiting for me to update again are going to have to wait a little longer. By "little" I mean "an unspecified amount of time." I find it incredibly frustrating, because I was just starting to get into a publication rhythm when my day job grabbed me by the neck and started shoving me repeatedly against the wall.

I am managing to get a few things done, they're just not comics.

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Site News: Delay in Publication

Now that I have a real computer to work on (my new laptop, refer to previous post) I've been spending the last two days copying and restoring files, downloading software, etc -- everything I need to do to get the machine fully loaded and ready to go. Unfortunately that has been taking up all my time, so I've missed two publication dates as a result. If I am very productive this evening I hope to have comics queued for Friday, Saturday and Sunday. If I am closer to my normal level of productivity then the comic will resume publication on Monday.

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Misc: The Laptop Crisis Is Over

Oh Moore's Law. You might be running out of steam, but you still deliver.

As you know, because I have been whining about it constantly on this site, my old trusty laptop has been killing power cords in a particularly brutal fashion. I've been looking for a replacement, and have been forced to use an HP Mini 1000 Netbook in its place. This experience inspired the latest run of comics.

When I bought the old laptop I dropped about $1600 on it. It's a few years old but it still runs everything quite well. I assumed that I'd have to spend something similar in order to replace it.

I was, as it turns out, wrong. This weekend I found a more than serviceable replacement for $700.

Behold my new laptop.

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Misc: Laptop Updates

After receiving a number of comments from readers that the circumstances described in my last post were not only annoying but potentially hazardous, I decided to take their advice and power down the laptop and switch to an alternative until a replacement could be found. Fortunately I had backed up all my data the night before, so it only took backing up a few more files (to bring my Help Desk archives up to date) before I shut the sucker down, thereby avoiding any potential fire hazards involving lithium-ion batteries.

That done, I needed to put serious thought into my stopgap replacement. I had two options:

1. My old laptop, an HP Pavilion, which is the laptop I had borrowed the power adapter from to use as a stopgap for my current laptop;

2. An HP Mini 1000 Netbook, which I'd won in a raffle.

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Misc: The Slow, Inevitable Death of My Laptop

A few months ago I was minding my own business when my laptop started dinging in me. The battery was nearly depleted, it said, and the laptop was about to shut down. I sighed, thinking I'd somehow managed to kick out the power adapter yet again, and then I frowned when I noticed two things:

1. The power adapter was plugged in to the laptop.

2. The power adapter plug could not be removed from the laptop.

After a good five minutes of trying to work the thing out, I finally managed to remove the power adapter plug. The end of the plug had melted off. Not a good sign. There was also a smell of burning plastic coming from within the power adapter plug. Also not a good sign.

I didn't know what to do. I managed to find an old power adapter plug for an unused HP laptop that had almost the same power specifications, and lo and behold, it fit. It has been my stopgap plug ever since while I've tried to figure out what, exactly, to do.

I've bought no less than three replacement power adapters. One was the official power adapter that comes with the model laptop I ordered. It lasted all of two hours and then did exactly the same thing my original one did. I also ordered two "universal" power adapters that did the same thing in even less time. The only one that has managed to survive is the one for the old HP laptop, and it's starting to get quite warm.

So it's time to retire this laptop and find a replacement. It's not the most convenient time to go shopping -- we're not exactly flush with cash at the moment -- but I have located something that I think will work for me. So sometime late this month I'll be spending a few days cursing as I try to bend a new machine to my will.

Hopefully this one lasts until then.

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