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 <title>An Unwilling Return To Normalcy</title>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 10:25:25 -0500</pubDate>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 09:57:46 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Christopher Wright</dc:creator>
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 <title>A Common Thread</title>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 11:21:15 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Christopher Wright</dc:creator>
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 <title>The Good Cop Couldn&#039;t Make It</title>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 10:11:11 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Christopher Wright</dc:creator>
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 <title>Site News: Editorializing On Fleen</title>
 <link>http://www.ubersoft.net/void-initrand/site-news-editorializing-on-fleen</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;I don&#039;t usually talk about webcomics. I&#039;ve been drawn into &quot;web comics drama&quot; in the past, usually when I was on Keenspot and someone was slagging Keenspot over some issue I considered terminally stupid, but by and large I don&#039;t decide &quot;today I&#039;m going to talk about webcomics&quot; and post webcomic-derived screeds on my website.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Today I break from that non-tradition by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fleen.com/archives/2008/04/28/fleen-guest-column-christopher-wright-in-threat-and-menace/&quot;&gt;talking about webcomics&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fleen.com/&quot;&gt;Fleen&lt;/a&gt;. Now that I can see it in print I wish I&#039;d edited it a little better, but since it started out as an off-the-cuff email I think it works well enough.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Updated:&lt;/strong&gt; I&#039;ve changed the category of this post because apparently setting it to &quot;Miscellaneous&quot; caused it to break the RSS feed. I hadn&#039;t actually intended this to be included in the RSS feed, but since it seems to have gone in anyway I guess I need to make sure the feed doesn&#039;t break.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:49:57 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Christopher Wright</dc:creator>
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 <title>Site News: Site Size Trends And The Bloating Of Ubersoft.net</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.slashdot.org&quot;&gt;Slashdot&lt;/a&gt; has a &lt;a href=&quot;http://tech.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/04/28/1248238&quot;&gt;story&lt;/a&gt; about how &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.websiteoptimization.com&quot;&gt;Websiteoptimization.com&lt;/a&gt; is reporting that &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.websiteoptimization.com/speed/tweak/average-web-page/&quot;&gt;web page sizes have trippled in size&lt;/a&gt; between 2003 and 2008.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here is what they&#039;re reporting:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2003 sizes: 93.7K&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2008 sizes: 312K&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Out of curiosity I used their site analyzer to see how Ubersoft.net measured up:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;375K&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;... that&#039;s not good.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;!--break--&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here&#039;s a more granular breakdown:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;html: 6.3K&lt;br /&gt;
images: 306.84 K&lt;br /&gt;
(images from banner advertisements: 130.14K)&lt;br /&gt;
(images from css: 2.63K)&lt;br /&gt;
javascript: 35.5K&lt;br /&gt;
Google Analytics: 6.28K (this is probably part of the javascript calculation)&lt;br /&gt;
CSS: 26.84K&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is... ridiculous. Obviously I need to find a way to slim the site down -- I had no idea it was that bad and it&#039;s got to be &lt;strong&gt;killing&lt;/strong&gt; people on modems to try to load the front page. Drupal is rather hefty, however, and it&#039;s going to take me some time to figure out how to trim the fat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Obviously I could stop running banner ads and save 130K right off the bat. That has a few other problems associated with it, however.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:57:37 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Christopher Wright</dc:creator>
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 <title>A Lesson Learned Too Late</title>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:22:56 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Christopher Wright</dc:creator>
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 <title>Making The Rounds</title>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:13:51 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Christopher Wright</dc:creator>
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 <title>Possibly Incriminating</title>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:01:35 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Christopher Wright</dc:creator>
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 <title>Site News: Archives Transcription Complete!</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Still no comic today (but look back here tomorrow) but I did want to announce that all comics on this site have now been completely transcribed, and the site has been re-indexed. That means the comics are now searchable.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This was a huge undertaking and once again I want to thank all you readers who helped.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:13:56 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Christopher Wright</dc:creator>
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