Comic Transcript

ALAN: Well, this is it. When we leave this office, we'll be unemployed. And the Dork Squad will be running IT for NifTech.

ALAN: We need to take the high ground on this, guys. I know we're all angry about being laid off, but we have to make sure we remain professional at all ti--

MARTY: Hey guys, my people are just about here and I just wanted to say before we kick you all out that I hope you know this is nothing personal. I'd hate to think there were any hard feelings.

ALAN: Marty, if you don't get out of here right now I will cut you repeatedly with the jagged shards of a broken Ubuntu CD.

MARTY: What's Ubuntu? Some kind of Nifty Doorways network administration tool?

(SILENCE.)

MARTY: I'll come back later.