Comic Transcript

PHIL: I figured out the problem. The Boss isn't going to like it... not one bit.

ALEX: Phil, what did you do now?

PHIL: I was up late one night, coding, drinking, coding, drinking... you know, the usual. I checked my email logs... apparently I emailed something to an old friend of mine.

ALEX: What? The password needed to get through our wall?

PHIL: No, more like the entire operating system, including a switch in the source code that makes Nifty Doorways the most stable and reliable software platform ever made.

ALEX: Well, Phil, it was nice knowing you. Do you have any next of kin?