Comic Transcript

NARRATOR: We talked a little longer, but questions got me nowhere. I asked her where he lived, she said she didn't know. I asked her what he did for a living, she said she didn't know. I asked her if he had any friends... she said she didn't know.

NARRATOR: I was on a trail that was two weeks cold, and I was going to need some help warming it up again.

NARRATOR: Before I could do that I ran into a couple of Joes who wanted to have a little chat.

GOON: Into the alley, Jake. No funny business.

JAKE NERO: So boys, what can I --

SOUND EFFECT: THUD

NARRATOR: It didn't take long to figure out what they were trying to say.