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3 April 2006 - 12:00am — Christopher Wright

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Old Skool Webcomic, by Christopher B. Wright

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Comic Transcript

(Two days. Two whole days. And this is the best I could manage.)

OLD SKOOL WEBCOMIC PRESENTS: STANDARD JOKE TEMPLATE #117

A: Opening comment!

B: Tangential reply!

A: Expression of slight confusion, followed up by an attempt to put tangential reply into some kind of meaningful context!

B: Immediate change of subject that serves only to heighten confusion!

A and B: Pause designed to heighten comedic effect!

A: Dry, subtly demeaning observation!

B: Response optional!

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Poll

Endorsements

"Desperately Unfunny."
- Someone on Dean's World

"The artwork is lame and repetitive, the 'jokes' are either inside software industry jokes or thinly disguised anti-capitalist rantings."
- Someone else on Dean's World

"Are there really 80 people who find any reference to Microsoft in a web comic funny?"
- Someone on Reddit

"Why has this been running since 1996? Who actually reads it? Who is the idiot who reads it every day and posts the 'good' ones up on reddit? Doesn't he realize he is wasting his time?"
- Someone else on Reddit

"My god, my eyes are bleeding now. To think that there are comics out there which are worse than User Friendly is every way, when User Friendly was already pretty bottom-of-the-barrel in all departments!"
- Someone on Slashdot (With apologies to User Friendly, who got hit in the crossfire.)

"I'm burying this alive. Oh, look. Digg's comment window is jumping up and down in excitement. It's like it's nodding and agreeing with me. Yay."
- Someone on Digg