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Not Quite Playing Nice

Kernel Panic, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

ARNAULT DRECK: Anyway my boy, I'm afraid the deal was too good to pass up. Not only does their entire group work for your and Jack's salaries combined, but they provide their own IT equipment.

MARTY: Just part of our service-added quality-driven initiative, sir.

ARNAULT DRECK: Plus they've agreed to run everything in an Ubersoft environment, which as you know is in keeping with Niftech's standardization policy.

MARTY: And we're really looking forward to getting your company back on its feet!

ALAN: You miserable little...

ARNAULT DRECK: Now, now, Alan, I won't have animosity here. This is strictly a business decision. Shake hands and make up.

ALAN: Great idea. Why don't you come over here so I can shake your hand?

MARTY: That's OK.



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Comments

Will the Nifty Doorways

Will the Nifty Doorways environment bluescreen?

Will there be hidden costs?

Will Alan and Co sabotage the Dork Brigade's efforts?

*gets out popcorn, munchies and soft cushions*

This is going to be really, really interesting... :D

No one ever got fired...

No one ever got fired for choosing UberSoft...

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...

They just went out of business!