Comic Transcript

ALAN: Alright men, our situation is not good.

ALAN: We have no computers. Therefore, we have no services to provide the rest of the company: no file storage, no email, no meeting organisers, no internet access, and no interface with HR and payroll for employees to enter their time sheets to get paid.

(There is a moment of silence.)

ALAN: How is the company even functioning?

ARNAULT DRECK: Interesting question. Let's talk.