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Clarity Returns

26 July 2007 - 3:00am — Christopher Wright

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ALAN: I can think again.

JACK: Good to see you back, man. You were out for a long time.

ALAN: How long?

PAUL: Most of the week. Don't you have coffee at home?

ALAN: Sure, but if I can't get a steady influx of coffee at work then I won't be in any state to actually MAKE coffee when I get home.

MARTIN: No coffee at all for four days straight. You didn't do anything... rash, did you?

(Silence.)

ALAN: I think I signed us up for Ubersoft's "patent forgiveness" program.

JOHNNY: I get the next cup.

MARTIN: No, me!

PAUL: My turn!

JACK: hey, man, it's my coffee.

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