Comic Transcript

JACK: Hey guys, did you hear about the latest troubles at Wikipedia?

ALAN: What now?

JACK: Apparently they've barred U.S. Congressmen from making edits to Wiki pages.

ALAN: What?

JACK: Yeah... they were modifying the entries of political opponents. Apparently some of the things they were posting were pretty rude, man.

(STEVEN snickers.)

JACK: Oh, and in a completely unrelated note, the Secret Service is here with a search warrant.

STEVEN: I gotta go.