Comic Transcript

JACK: If you're not a hallucination, then what the heck are you DOING here?

BINKY: I got fired from Ubersoft! So I thought I'd come here to see if I could get a job!

ALAN: A job... here?

BINKY: Sure thing, Skipper! The scary old Linux guy and I are a great team! We saved the world together! From an army of iPod-wearing dancing shadow ninja zombies!

ALAN: Wow, Jack... apparently he's your sidekick.

JACK: Shut up, Alan.

ALAN: ... you're HIS sidekick?

JACK: Shut UP, Alan!