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A Man Who Knows His Limits

Kernel Panic, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

ALAN: So, Mr. Dreck, I suppose you'd like a tour of the facilities...

ARNAULT DRECK: Capital idea, my boy! I want to see everything!

ALAN: Everything?

ARNAULT DRECK: Absolutely everything! Every machine, regardless of purpose, be it big or small, important or irrelevant, mission-critical or non-essential, incomprehensible...

(Silence.)

ALAN: Shouldn't that be "incomprehensible or easy to understand?"

ARNAULT DRECK: I very much doubt it, but you're very kind.

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