Comic Transcript

NARRATOR: FLASHBACK

JACK: "I can't explain it... Despite the fact that I was trying to end its existence on this computer, that paperclip kept trying to HELP me when I didn't WANT it to. It was creepy, man..."

BINKY: You should take advantage of a buffer overflow here so you can get more direct access to my files!

JACK: Cut it out.

BINKY: Oooh! Neat! I never would have thought of that!

JACK: Cut it OUT.

JACK: "That's when it happened."

BINKY: Wow! I can't wait to show Phil!

COMPUTER: *Ping*

JACK: Wait!

ALAN: "Ping?"

JACK: That's the sound it made when it mailed my program off to everyone stored in its mailing list.