Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

Denouement

31 March 2004 - 12:00am — Christopher Wright

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Those of you who came over from Help Desk to learn how Binky and Jack saved the world can continue reading that story.

Comic Transcript

ALAN: Let me see if I understand what you're telling me...

ALAN: You got drunk... You accidentally coded a virus... Which was then, ah, co-opted by that paperclip from the UberWordSoftPro suite and emailed tot he world at large... Which is why the law enforcement community is after you.

JACK: Yeah, that's about it.

(Silence.)

ALAN: You are a very, very bad man.

JACK: Sorry.

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