Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

Nothing But The Truth, God Help You

5 November 2003 - 12:00am — Christopher Wright

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ALAN: So, Jack, how are you?

JACK: Keep the door closed, man.

ALAN: Oh, don't worry, the police have gone.

JACK: They were here?

ALAN: yeah. Asking all kinds of questions, mostly about what you do here.

JACK: How did you get them to leave?

ALAN: I asked Johnny to explain to the officers the specifics of your job. After twenty minutes they suddenly remembered a bank robbery they needed to investigate.

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