Comic Transcript

MARTIN: Er... hey Alan... NifTech's Comptroller is on the line.

ALAN: Ah. I'll take that in here.

NIFTECH COMPTROLLER: This is the NifTech Comptroller.

ALAN: So I gathered.

NIFTECH COMPTROLLER: I'm looking over your expense reports and can only find one license of Nifty Doorways accounted for. Weren't you all migrating over to that platform?

ALAN: Yes. We only bought one license so we could, uh, go buy other stuff.

NIFTECH COMPTROLLER: Oh. So you didn't defy our president, make a token show of compliance by buying a token Nifty Doorways license, and continue using a Unix and Linux environment in our day to day operations?

ALAN: ... No. No, of course not.

(Silence.)

NIFTECH COMPTROLLER: Well, all right. Just don't do it again.

ALAN: Gotcha.