Comic Transcript

NARRATOR: The fight is over. The group reels from a staggering defeat.

ALAN: I can't believe it. We're going to have to chuck all this stuff and migrate over to Nifty Doorways.

NARRATOR: Denial.

NARRATOR: Bargaining.

JACK: No! There's got to be something we can do! Something we haven't thought of yet!

MARTIN: No, that's just the way it is. We're going to have to face the cold, hard, truth.

NARRATOR: Acceptance.

NARRATOR: Hindsight.

ALAN: We should have shown that consultant more of those colored charts.