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Putting It Into Perspective

16 September 2002 - 12:00am — Christopher Wright
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Kernel Panic, by Christopher B. Wright
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NARRATOR: The "War Room." Alan briefs his troops.

ALAN: I know we've faced consultants before, but this time it feels different. They aren't just "assessing" our division -- they're "evaluating our best practices" so we can "maintain parity with our industry's standards."

(No one responds.)

ALAN: They want to replace Emacs and VI with "Notepad."

GROUP: NOOOOOO...

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