Comic Transcript

ALAN: (Thinking) They're bringing in a consultant, our UNIX network is in peril, the threat of being forced to upgrade to an all-Ubersoft "solution" is looming over our heads...

ALAN: (Thinking) I'd hoped to avoid this, but there's not getting around it. These are desperate times. Desperate times call for acts of desperation and futility. Once and for all, we're going to have to settle this with a...

ALAN: (Thinking) ...meeting.

(The meeting room)

ALAN: Gentlemen, we have a problem.

JOHNNY: I told you not to use that kernel without testing it first.

STEVEN: Shhh.