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Help Desk Character Archives: Viktor Schreck

Year	Day/Month	Episode	Storyline
1997	13 Mar	Logos and Lawyers and Names (Oh My)	Logos and Lawyers and Names (Oh My)
1998	16 Dec	Defense, Opening Statements	Unholy Business Practices
1999	11 Aug	Spin Control	Unholy Business Practices
1999	18 Nov	Ubersoft Press Release	Unholy Business Practices
1999	06 Dec	The Best Laid Plans of Bunnies and Demons	The Name
2000	12 Apr	Epidemic	The Truth Virus
2000	19 Apr	Being Too Good at What You Do	The Truth Virus
2000	21 Apr	Search for a Role Model	The Truth Virus
2000	24 Apr	The Perfect Role Model	The Truth Virus
2000	10 May	Negotiations: The Untold Story	Negotiations: The Untold Story
2000	12 May	Negotiations: The Untold Story, Part II	Negotiations: The Untold Story
2000	15 May	Negotiations: The Untold Story, Part III	Negotiations: The Untold Story
2000	14 Aug	Patent Petulance II	Patent Petulance
2000	16 Aug	Alternate Naming Conventions II	Patent Petulance
2000	06 Nov	Telling the Boss	Cracked!
2000	07 Nov	Telling the Press	Cracked!
2000	08 Nov	Telling the Press II	Cracked!
2000	09 Nov	Telling the Press III	Cracked!
2000	10 Nov	The Press Conference	Cracked!
2000	25 Dec	Merry Christmas	Merry Christmas
2000	26 Dec	Merry Day After Christmas	Merry Christmas
2000	27 Dec	Merry Day After the Day After Christmas	Merry Christmas
2001	07 Feb	Negotiating Surrender	Ubersoft vs. GPF Software
2001	08 Feb	Ubersoft v. GPF Software	Ubersoft vs. GPF Software
2001	09 Feb	Matter of Opinion	Ubersoft vs. GPF Software
2001	16 Feb	End of Trial	Ubersoft vs. GPF Software
2001	05 Mar	Unholy Appeal	Unholy Appeal
2001	06 Mar	Unholy Appeal 2	Unholy Appeal
2001	07 Mar	Unholy Appeal 3	Unholy Appeal
2001	08 Mar	Unholy Appeal 4	Unholy Appeal
2001	09 Mar	Unholy Appeal, Conclusion	Unholy Appeal
2001	19 Mar	The PNG Scare	Hail to the PNG
2001	20 Mar	Dastardly Plots, Revealed	Hail to the PNG
2001	21 Mar	The Hidden Agenda	Hail to the PNG
2001	14 May	Disgrace the Nation	Accounting Discrepancies
2001	15 May	Educating the Masses	Accounting Discrepancies
2001	16 May	The Economics of Incidental Commerce	Accounting Discrepancies
2001	25 May	Angry Boss	Accounting Discrepancies
2001	25 Jun	Buy Our Stuff	The Tirade Crusade
2001	26 Jun	Clarification	The Tirade Crusade
2001	02 Nov	Examining the Settlement	Unholy Settlement
2001	20 Nov	Simplicity Itself	Cashing In
2001	21 Nov	Unexpected Roadblock	Cashing In
2001	03 Dec	Give Me Liberty or Give Them Thrift	Cashing In
2001	04 Dec	Downsizing Up the River	Cashing In
2001	05 Dec	Putting It All In Perspective	Cashing In
2001	12 Dec	Reversal of Fortune	Cashing In
2002	18 Apr	Evil on a Deadline	Competition in an Unexpected Venue
2002	24 Apr	Evil Secrets	Competition in an Unexpected Venue
2002	25 Apr	Evil's Saturation Point	Competition in an Unexpected Venue
2002	14 Aug	Preparing for Battle	The Game
2002	26 Aug	Psychic DMCA Hotline	Psychic DMCA Hotline
2002	28 Aug	Psychic DMCA Hotline III	Psychic DMCA Hotline
2002	29 Aug	Psychic DMCA Hotline IV	Psychic DMCA Hotline
2002	30 Aug	Psychic DMCA Hotline V	Psychic DMCA Hotline
2002	08 Nov	Victory, Ennui	Victory
2002	23 Dec	Unexpected Intervention	Deja Vu, All Over Again
2002	26 Dec	The Mascot	The Mascot
2002	27 Dec	The Mascot, Continued	The Mascot
2003	27 Feb	Bugging the Press	Bugs Are Cool
2003	28 Feb	Bugging the Press, Continued	Bugs Are Cool
2003	24 Jun	The Board Meeting	One-Off
2003	07 Oct	The Pirates of Remonstrance	The Pirates of Remonstrance
2003	20 Oct	The Pirates of Remonstrance, Part 4	The Pirates of Remonstrance
2003	21 Oct	The Pirates of Remonstrance, Part 5	The Pirates of Remonstrance
2003	23 Oct	The Pirates of Remonstrance, Part 7	The Pirates of Remonstrance
2003	24 Oct	The Pirates, of Remonstrance, Part 8	The Pirates of Remonstrance
2003	31 Oct	That Time of the Year	One-Off
2004	12 Feb	Zero Hour	Drug of Choice
2004	26 Mar	Bad News, Good News	One-Off
2004	04 May	Democracy: Divide by Zero, Part Two	Democracy: Divide by Zero
2004	06 May	Democracy: Divide by Zero, Part Four	Democracy: Divide by Zero
2004	07 May	Democracy: Divide by Zero, Part Five	Democracy: Divide by Zero
2004	10 May	Democracy: Divide by Zero: Part Six	Democracy: Divide by Zero
2004	11 May	Democracy: Divide by Zero, Part Seven	Democracy: Divide by Zero
2004	12 May	Democracy: Divide by Zero, Part Eight	Democracy: Divide by Zero
2004	13 May	Democracy: Divide by Zero, Part Nine	Democracy: Divide by Zero
2004	17 May	Democracy: Divide by Zero, Part Ten	Democracy: Divide by Zero
2004	01 Jun	Ahoy Again	Ahoy
2004	29 Nov	Fee Fi FOE Fum	FOE
2005	06 Apr	Invasion!	Night of the Pod
2005	07 Apr	The Mastermind Revealed	Night of the Pod
2005	23 May	Tradition	The Devil Makes Work...
2005	24 May	The Classics	The Devil Makes Work...
2005	25 May	Exposition, Impatience	The Devil Makes Work...
2005	26 May	Motivation	The Devil Makes Work...
2005	03 Jun	A Day at the Office: Alice and Viktor	A Day at the Office
2005	10 Jun	An Unexpected Impediment	Aptel
2005	13 Jun	The Press is Always Greener	Aptel
2005	31 Aug	New Opportunities	The Delhi Opportunity
2005	01 Sep	Tangential Ruminations	The Delhi Opportunity
2005	06 Sep	The Open Book Incident	The Open Book Incident
2005	08 Sep	Commonwealth	The Open Book Incident
2005	12 Sep	That Which We Will Never Do	The Open Book Incident
2005	19 Sep	Covering the Bases, Ignoring the Batter	The Open Book Incident
2005	20 Sep	Recognziing the Tell-Tale Signs	The Open Book Incident
2005	22 Sep	Let the Airing of Grievances Begin	The Open Book Incident
2005	26 Sep	He Started It	The Open Book Incident
2005	27 Sep	The Burden of Proof	The Open Book Incident
2005	28 Sep	Reluctantly Moving Forward	The Open Book Incident

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