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Help Desk Character Archives: Scott

Year	Day/Month	Episode	Storyline
1997	30 Jan	Training, Day 1	Training
1997	06 Feb	Training, Day 2	Training
1997	13 Feb	Training, Day 3	Training
1997	20 Feb	The Light Dawns (Day 4)	Training
1997	27 Feb	First Day At Work (Day 5)	Training
1997	06 Mar	Retribution	Training
1999	01 Dec	Back to Normal	The Name
2000	05 Jan	Second Chance	Second Chance
2000	07 Jan	Second Chance, Part Two	Second Chance
2000	10 Jan	Second Chance, Part Three	Second Chance
2000	12 Jan	Second Chance, Part Four	Second Chance
2000	14 Jan	Second Chance, Part Five	Second Chance
2000	17 Jan	Second Chance, Part Six	Second Chance
2000	21 Apr	Search for a Role Model	The Truth Virus
2000	26 Apr	Negotiations	The Truth Virus
2000	28 Apr	Back to Normal	The Truth Virus
2000	22 Nov	Flashback	One-Off
2000	14 Dec	Reverse Psychology	The Next Logical Step
2001	03 Jan	i-Sue	Steve's Ego
2001	31 Jan	Satisfied Customers Part 2	Ubersoft vs. GPF Software
2001	31 Mar	Wrong Number	One-Off
2001	09 Apr	Innocence Lost	Innocence Lost
2001	13 Apr	CompUSURY, Part Four	Innocence Lost
2001	31 May	The Winter of Our Discontent	The Beefeater Gambit
2001	01 Jun	Obscure Gardening Tips	The Beefeater Gambit
2001	06 Jun	Maligning the Monarchy	The Beefeater Gambit
2001	03 Jul	The Day After	The Birthday
2001	20 Jul	The Mathematics of Apathy	The Birthday
2001	25 Jul	The Future In a Nutshell	The Birthday
2001	01 Aug	When Mail Attacks!	eComStation
2001	06 Nov	Rallying the Troops	Cashing In
2001	07 Nov	The Field of Battle	Cashing In
2001	08 Nov	To the Victor Go the Spoils of War	Cashing In
2001	09 Nov	Simplification	Cashing In
2001	12 Nov	The Terrorist Threat	Cashing In
2001	15 Nov	Once More Into the Breech, Dear Friends	Cashing In
2001	16 Nov	Bring Some Garlic	Cashing In
2001	06 Dec	Croccodile Tears	Cashing In
2001	28 Dec	Post-Holiday Deluge	One-Off
2002	01 Jan	Happy New Year	One-Off
2002	03 Jan	Revisionism and Demagoguery	One-Off
2002	19 Apr	Apprehension and Dread	Competition in an Unexpected Venue
2002	26 Jun	Slow	One-Off
2002	30 Jul	The Game, Continued	The Game
2002	31 Jul	The Game, Part 3	The Game
2002	01 Aug	The Game, Part 4	The Game
2002	02 Aug	The Game, Part 5	The Game
2002	05 Aug	Busted	The Game
2002	09 Aug	Judgement	The Game
2002	02 Sep	The Beta Team	The Beta Team
2002	03 Sep	The Beta Team II	The Beta Team
2002	04 Sep	The Beta Team III	The Beta Team
2002	10 Sep	The Evil That Games Do IV	The Evil That Games Do
2002	19 Sep	Breathtakingly, Innovatively Stupid	One-Off
2002	25 Nov	Apologies to the New Boss	One-Off
2002	02 Dec	On Hold Part 4	On Hold
2002	04 Dec	On Hold Part 6	On Hold
2002	05 Dec	On Hold Part 7	On Hold
2002	06 Dec	On Hold Part 8	On Hold
2002	27 Dec	The Mascot, Continued	The Mascot
2003	01 Jan	Happy New Year!	One-Off
2003	22 Jan	Charge, Retreat	Intervention
2003	23 Jan	Regrouping	Intervention
2003	24 Jan	Bushwhacking	Intervention
2003	29 Jan	Setting the Wrong Stage	Deprogramming
2003	05 Feb	Documentation Triage	One-Off
2003	24 Feb	A New Idea	Bugs Are Cool
2003	25 Feb	Bugs Are Cool	Bugs Are Cool
2003	10 Mar	Apathy	Scott's Coup
2003	11 Mar	The Path of Least Resistance	Scott's Coup
2003	13 Mar	Self-Reflection	Scott's Coup
2003	14 Mar	Scott's Coup	Scott's Coup
2003	18 Mar	A Meeting of Masterminds	Scott's Coup
2003	20 Mar	Crossing the Line?	Scott's Coup
2003	21 Mar	Consequences	Scott's Coup
2003	24 Mar	Recursion	Scott's Coup
2003	26 Mar	Jekyl v. Hyde	Scott's Coup
2003	27 Mar	Hyde v. Jekyl	Scott's Coup
2003	28 Mar	Ethical Sabotage	Scott's Coup
2003	07 Apr	The Guinea Pig	The Guinea Pig
2003	08 Apr	That Sinking Feeling	The Guinea Pig
2003	09 Apr	Feeling the Heat	The Guinea Pig
2003	10 Apr	Where There's Smoke, Run Away	The Guinea Pig
2003	26 May	Confirming the Mystery	St. Alex
2003	25 Jun	Protest	One-Off
2003	11 Aug	Going for Gold	Going for Gold
2003	12 Aug	Going for Gold, Continued	Going for Gold
2003	14 Aug	When The Lights Go Out On Broadway	Going for Gold
2003	15 Aug	When The Lights Go Out On Broadway, Continued	Going for Gold
2003	18 Aug	Techno-babble	Going for Gold
2003	19 Aug	Going for Gold, Again	Going for Gold
2003	20 Aug	Sucked In	Going for Gold
2003	22 Aug	Stamp of Approval	Going for Gold
2003	12 Dec	A Question of Ownership	One-Off
2004	03 Feb	Quitting the Game	Drug of Choice
2004	24 Feb	A Captivating Demonstration	Drug of Choice
2004	25 Feb	A Captivating Demonstration, Part Two	Drug of Choice
2004	08 Sep	Nuance	Bizarro Phil
2004	09 Sep	A Matter of Principle	Bizarro Phil
2004	10 Sep	One Man's Crack-up is Another Man's Vacation	Bizarro Phil

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"Why has this been running since 1996? Who actually reads it? Who is the idiot who reads it every day and posts the 'good' ones up on reddit? Doesn't he realize he is wasting his time?"