Comic Transcript

ALEX: Just got your e-mail. What's up?

MONK: I'm doing my mid-year evaluation, and I need help on one of the questions.

ALEX: Which one?

MONK: "How long has it been since you were involved in a work related catastrophic incident?"

(Warning lights appear. Alarm sounds.)

ANNOUNCEMENT: WARNING WARNING THIS FACILITY IS IN LOCKDOWN DO NOT PANIC RETURN TO YOUR OFFICE CUBICLE AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTION

MONK: I think I can take it from here.

ANNOUNCEMENT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS FACILITY IS BEING SEALED