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KING: I bought a new iPhone the other day.

MONK: Yeah? What do you think?

KING: It only works when I don't touch it.

MONK: Huh?

KING: There's something wrong with its antenna. When I touch it, it kills the reception.

MONK: You're kidding.

KING: Nope. The best way to use the iPhone 4 is to not use the iPhone 4.

MONK: They actually did it. Apple went and built a quantum phone.

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WooHoo! New comic!

iPhone

First rule about iPhone 4...

Don't talk about iPhone 4.

Best. Comic. Ever.

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