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BARRY: Hi Phil. What's up?
PHIL: I need you to invent something that will let us simultaneously create a market for, corner the market on, and exclusively profit from the sale of webcomics.
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PHIL: Oh, and the Boss wants to see a demo for it Monday.
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And Barry sums it up
And Barry sums it up perfectly.
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