Comic Transcript

THE BOSS: I have summoned you here before me in order to outline my latest grand design. When this plan is enacted we will be the undisputed rulers of a market that has, to this point, been left to its own devices.

THE BOSS: We are going to take those devices away and replace them with our own devices: evil devices, devices of naked consumerist greed, devices that will prevent any other devices from competing in our chosen venue.

ALICE: Which venue is this?

THE BOSS: Webcomics.