Comic Transcript

STEVE: Come now Old Man, surely you aren't serious about going this route and putting the blame on Apple.

THE BOSS: I find that I am quite serious about this.

STEVE: But it's such a gross distortion of reality that it's simply not true.

THE BOSS: Truth has never been my overriding concern.

STEVE: But you don't even have the number of licenses right! You'd need to count hte CD, the hard drive install, and the copy to RAM if you were going to--

THE BOSS: Alice!

ALICE: Yes Boss?

THE BOSS: Increase the number of licenses we will require our customer base to buy from two to three.

ALICE: Yes Boss.

THE BOSS: Fixed.