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2 June 2009 - 6:30am — Christopher Wright
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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright
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BOSS: How is the release of our latest search engine being received? Report!

ALICE: It's sort of a mixed bag.

ALICE: We're getting reports that the technology behind the engine is better than everyone was expecting. on the other hand, there appear to be a few issues with the name.

ALICE: For example, we're being sued by Nike because they feel our new motto, "Just Doink It," not only dilutes their trademark but is also "really embarrassing to say or even be in the room when someone else says it."

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Comments

Unrelated

2 June 2009 - 7:20am — Angie K

I was just thinking...It's a shame Alex doesn't answer customers' e-mails..
http://ankershner.googlepages.com/neweggsaga

It gets worse

4 June 2009 - 6:12am — Random Blunt Object (not verified)

Woo-hoo. Instead of displaying today's strip (OK, the least ancient) now we get a list, starting with the oldest, from day 1. We have to click on the year and scroll down to the latest one. Are we going to get the most recent strip displayed automatically some day? If not we might as well read "Nancy and Sluggo." Ya gotta do better.

Huh?

4 June 2009 - 6:36am — Christopher Wright

What on earth are you talking about?

Hey Random Blunt Object...

4 June 2009 - 8:35am — Christopher Wright

Are you perhaps going straight to the archives...

http://www.ubersoft.net/comic/hd/archives

Instead of the front page?

http://www.ubersoft.net

Or the Help Desk page?

http://www.ubersoft.net/comic/hd

Because the archives page fits that description, but nothing else should.

Ads

7 June 2009 - 5:16pm — Random Blunt Object (not verified)

Who else feels that "life without walls" is a poor campain slogan for the company with the lions share of the viruses?

Aditional

7 June 2009 - 5:33pm — Random Blunt Object (not verified)

And Ubersoft Doink becomes slang for unprotected sex.

Protection

8 June 2009 - 1:33am — bugstomper (not verified)

There are third-party products you can buy so you can Doink safely.

great post

15 June 2009 - 9:59am — Online InDesign Class (not verified)

that is a funny comic. i think that we can really learn alot from it.