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A Fresh Coat of Paint

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

ALICE: Get the guys, will you? We have a new meeting in an hour to discuss our latest salvo in our war against Google.

ALEX: I'll send out an email.

ALICE: I'm pretty excited about this one. We've finally got our search engine ready to compete with Google head on.

ALEX: Really.

ALICE: Don't be so sceptical, big brother. They'll never see this coming.

ALEX: What did you do? Massively increase our storage capacity? Enter into an exclusive content agreement with a cutting-edge Web 2.0 company? Optimise our search algorithm to make it faster and more efficient than Google's?

ALICE: We came up with a new name.

(Silence.)

ALICE: ... and we changed the logo a bit.

ALEX: This is going to be fun.

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