Comic Transcript

THE BOSS: Newspapers are dying. I believe it is time to capitalise on this opportunity.

ALICE: Are we going to try to push for a pay-only version of the web again?

THE BOSS: Tempting, but no. Newspapers are losing readers constantly. most people to prefer to get all their information online and consider newspapers "inconvenient" and "untrustworthy."

ALICE: I don't see how this helps us.

THE BOSS: We will publish all changes to our EULA in the ad section of the newspaper rather than posting it directly to our website.

ALICE: I'm beginning to see how this helps us.