Comic Transcript

ALICE: Phil, meet your new co-workers. In order, this is Skip, Brian (our VP of Marketing), Frank, and Shelly.

BRIAN: A pleasure to meet you. Welcome to the the group.

PHIL: The pleasure's all mine. So what are we working on today?

BRIAN: I've tasked our group to put our heads together to come up with an appropriate response to the "I'm a Mac/I'm a PC" ads Apple has been putting out. They're killing us on TV.

PHIL: Oh, you mean the ads where Mac is a well-dressed, polite, nice guy who can do everything and PC is a lovable but inept and hyper-competitive loser who always fails? I love those ads! They're so entertaining!

(Silence.)

PHIL: But perhaps now isn't the time to talk about that.

ALICE: Perhaps not.