Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

Always Stack The Deck In Your Favor

25 July 2008 - 9:23am — Christopher Wright

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UNSEEN BLOGGER #1: Traitor!

UNSEEN BLOGGER #2: Imposter!

KING: All right, everyone, let's all settle down.

SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: I have to say I'm very disappointed in all this. I'm afraid I'm going to have to take drastic measures.

KING: Before you do anything, there's something you really need to know.

SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: Oh very well. What do you have to say?

(KING pulls out a business card.)

BUSINESS CARD (In COPPERPLATE GOTHIC BOLD font): The bearer of this card is entitled to a three hour head start.

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Comments

Wallet

27 July 2008 - 12:30am — ccanni1028

He has a card for everything...his wallet must be huge.

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"Desperately Unfunny."
- Someone on Dean's World

"The artwork is lame and repetitive, the 'jokes' are either inside software industry jokes or thinly disguised anti-capitalist rantings."
- Someone else on Dean's World

"Are there really 80 people who find any reference to Microsoft in a web comic funny?"
- Someone on Reddit

"Why has this been running since 1996? Who actually reads it? Who is the idiot who reads it every day and posts the 'good' ones up on reddit? Doesn't he realize he is wasting his time?"
- Someone else on Reddit

"My god, my eyes are bleeding now. To think that there are comics out there which are worse than User Friendly is every way, when User Friendly was already pretty bottom-of-the-barrel in all departments!"
- Someone on Slashdot (With apologies to User Friendly, who got hit in the crossfire.)

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