All Becomes Clear
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Comic Transcript
BOSS: Steve Jobs' latest attempt to gain marketshare makes no sense.
ALEX: Oooh! This is so cool!
ALICE: Well it seems to be working.
BOSS: Yes, but there is no profit from it! People all over the world are getting iMacs for free.
ALEX: I wonder if it has Solitaire...
ALICE: Maybe Steve is wiling to take an initial loss for future gains.
BOSS: That does not sound like the Steve Jobs I know. He demands profit in all things.
ALEX'S COMPUTER: Apple has determined there is a software update available for OSX. Update software now? Y/N
BOSS: No, he would not have done this if he had not discovered a way to make money hand over fist from it -- but I cannot determine what it is.
(ALEX clicks his mouse.)
ALEX'S COMPUTER: Apple has determined that you are attempting to run Apple software on unauthorized hardware. This violates the Apple terms of service. Apple will now melt your machines into a heap of slag. If you wish to continue using Apple software, please buy genuine authorized Apple hardware at your nearest Apple store.
BOSS: I think I may have figured it out.
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Comments
Solitaire
Ah Solitaire! Now I know what I've been missing all these years…
alex
shouldnt alex have suddenly turned into a hipper more layed back version of himself?
I thought the
I thought the halt-and-catch-fire instruction was only on mil-spec CPUs!
Halt/catch fire
Well Apple did recently buy the chip maker that supplies the us government with chips for it's nuclear missiles.