Comic Transcript

VIKTOR SCHRECK: You see Jim, we have no need to disguise our own identity on internet forums in order to con people into thinking we have the support of the huddled masses. We get thousands of calls of support every day from enthusiastic Ubersoft users who lives have been dramatically improved by what we do.

JIM WASHINGTON: I'm told you brought an example of these calls with you?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: That's right, Here is an Example of one of the many calls we recieve in support of our work. This one in particular moved me deeply.

VOICE THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR: Hello Ubersoft, I merely wished to expressed my gratitude for your innumerable, stellar contributions to the computer industry and to society at large. I hope you can bear the scorn of your enemies, soldier on and continue to make the world a better place.

[Pause]

JIM WASHINGTON: Isn't that your voice?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: No.

TICKERTAPE: Breaki(TM)ng: Apple announces trademark of lowercase i(TM), threatens to sue "anyone who attempts to devalue our corporate brand" :: Technology stocks collapse as all bus. concerns named after present-tense verbs go bankrupt. ::