Comic Transcript

PHIL: So did you bring it?

STEVE: Er... yes, about that. Look here old boy, developing for the iPhone isn't like developing for any old platform. Apple has certain standards they expect developers to meet. certain... personal standards.

PHIL: What do you mean?

STEVE: Well Apple isn't just a software company, Sport, it's a brand. it's a declaration of lifestyle. It communicates certain levels of adult sophistication that we need to make sure we protect even as we open its products up to outside development.

PHIL: I still don't understand.

STEVE: When was the last time you washed that shirt?