Comic Transcript

STEVE: Really no need to go to all the trouble to keep me here, Old Man -- I'm happy to stay and chat...

BOSS: What have you done with my programmer?

STEVE: Which programmer is that? I just saw Barry down in their offices, trying not to go mad from all the clashing plaid wallpape --

BOSS: You know very well who I mean. Where is Phil? What have you done with Phil?

STEVE: Phil... is having some work done.

MARK (Whispering): Maybe he's getting rid of that chin.

ALEX (Whispering): I don't think that's it.