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Culture Needs A Push

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

PHIL: So you're not going to let me have a look at the iPhone SDK?

STEVE: Don't worry, Sport! I said I would, and I meant it. We just have to do a little re-engineering to get you up to Apple Developer standards. Lads?

(APPLE CLONES appear by PHIL.)

PHIL: You have to do what? Hey!

STEVE: Don't worry, Phil. I can tell you from experience it only hurts a little.

PHIL: But I don't want to be like you!

STEVE: That's only because it hasn't happened yet. Once it's finished perhaps we'll play a few rounds of tennis.

PHIL: But I don't want to be like you!

MARK: Who doesn't want to be like you?

STEVE: Phil?

MARK: Do I want to know why --

STEVE: Not really.

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Comments

This has possibilities

I really hope that something comes out of the other end of the transformation.

Oooh, shiny

And thus, a new era of Nifty Doorways sprung forth, full of shiny, bouncy icons named after big cats.

new plan same as old plan..

Since the IPod scheme didn't work Jobs is now going to focus on the programmers in his bid to control all software development.
Mwahahahaha!!!!!

Underestimation

You're significantly underestimating the skill of Microso... I mean, Ubersoft programmers at screwing things up. My guess is for Phil's very presence to cause whatever machines they're going to use on him to develop blue screens of death.

He'll be developing for the

He'll be developing for the iPhone, so it'll be something new. They'll get the Green Screen of Death!!!

in reference of the green screen

And will simultaneously spam everyone in your contacts with ED adds.

GSoD

So does this mean his grocery list will become translucent?