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An Unresolved Matter

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Well, Adalai, it was quite a battle.

ADALAI FOULE: Quite. I enjoyed matching wits with you, Viktor.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: You’d be a valuable asset to our legal department. Have you ever considered a change of career?

ADALAI FOULE: No, I’m a dentist at heart. I was in the middle of a root canal when you first called me for help. Left the patient strapped in to the chair, in fact.

(Silence.)

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Adalai, that was over a month ago.

ADALAI FOULE: I think I should be heading back.

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Comments

Speaking of Dentists

I went to the dentist the other day, and happened to be wearing the spiffy UberSoft T-shirt my mommy got me for Christmas. My dentist has a very good sense of humor, and he absolutely loved it. I doubt he'll be visiting the site, though. :(

Ah well...

I suppose Adalai would not be a Dentist's first choice for an online role model. :)

Besides which...

If dentists start reading the comic, yours might come across the episode fairly aptly named - I'll pay for this next time I need a filling.

(Then wouldn't you know it, you'd be in for your appointment the day after, unknowing of your fate...)