No Love For Justice
27 February 2008 - 9:06am — Christopher Wright
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Comic Transcript
JUDGE: It is with great reluctance that I call this court to order. Will the plaintiff and defendant please approach the bench.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Hello Your Honor.
ADALAI FOULE: Good day Your Honor.
JUDGE: Mr. Schreck for the Plaintiff, and Mr. Foule for the Defense, who is representing... let me see..
(Silence.)
(Silence.)
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Yes, Your Honor, he is representing me, but do not despair. I will crush myself like an insignificant gnat.
JUDGE: This is simply not fair.
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Comments
Hit by the double beat!
You kept the natural escalation of rhythm gags until just the right moment. Nice stuff.
Oh my...
Glass or no glass, that judge is going out the window, I'd imagine. Either that, or he's going to throw the case out and tell them all to just go drop dead.
Or the best of both worlds
Or the best of both worlds (for the judge anyway): Throw Viktor through the safety glass.
Why?
If you're just trying to get rid of Viktor, why not just nail him to the ground outside the courthouse and wait for sunrise? Well, other than the stench of burning vampire, of course.
burning vampire
Maybe that can be his punishment after he crushes himself.
How many lawyers would be willing to kill for his job?
I don't know, if I was that
I don't know, if I was that judge I would be delight... go for the death penalty...