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Motion To Dismiss

29 February 2008 - 8:39am — Christopher Wright
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ADALAI FOULE: Your Honor, before I begin my opening statement I would like to move that this case be dismissed immediately.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: I object!

JUDGE: You can't object to a motion, Mr. Schreck. Mr Foule, what are the grounds for this motion?

ADALAI FOULE: The grounds are that the prosecutor and the defendant are the same person. This is a clear conflict of interest.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: It is only a conflict of interest from the perspective of the plaintiff, Your Honor. As a defendant I have no direct involvement in the case. And Ubersoft has written a letter stating that they are not opposed to my representing them in this matter. I have submitted this letter as evidence. Exhibit A.

(Silence.)

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Also, this effectively guarantees that whatever the outcome of the case I am going to lose.

JUDGE: Motion denied.

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Comments

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29 February 2008 - 3:09pm — ccanni1028

... my head asploded.

locating strips that need transcribing

1 March 2008 - 2:31pm — stjen

OK, so if one is interested in helping you transcribe, what's the fastest way to locate a strip (or the "next" strip) that needs a transcription posted? (Short of starting at either end of the archives and working one's way thru them?) Thanks.

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Here's the range

1 March 2008 - 5:33pm — Christopher Wright

The range of un-transcribed comics starts here:

http://ubersoft.net/comic/hd/2000/12/next-logical-step-v

and ends here:

http://ubersoft.net/comic/hd/2006/09/every-lawyer-himself

Thanks for asking!

Just asking...

1 March 2008 - 6:52pm — David Nale

Why do we need a transcript when all the words are already visible in the strip itself?
Just thought I would ask...

But then, some people insist upon wearing both a belt and suspenders to hold their trousers up...

http://nale.org.uk

You don't *need* it, but

1 March 2008 - 8:08pm — Christopher Wright

You don't *need* it, but having the transcript available makes it possible to search the comics. If you were, for example, looking for a comic based on a punchline you remembered, you could enter that into the search bar instead of having to page through the entire archives.

OK...

2 March 2008 - 6:25pm — David Nale

OK... I'll accept that. Makes sense... However, it is more fun going through all of the earlier strips again! But then I am a devoted fan!

http://nale.org.uk

We need more David Nales!

2 March 2008 - 8:14pm — Christopher Wright

We need more David Nales!

Well, my last name's not

4 March 2008 - 12:49am — DavidRS1992

Well, my last name's not Nale, but I'll help out where I can... a search feature is great.

But yes, my first name really is David.