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Playing The Odds

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

MARK: So what are you going to sue him for?

VIKTOR: I have no idea.

MARK: None at all?

VIKTOR: Other than his name and address I know very little about him.

MARK: Then how do you know you can sue him and get away with it?

VIKTOR: Simple mathematics.

VIKTOR: The statistical probability of an American Citizen being completely innocent of violating all the thousands of local, state or federal laws on the books is roughly equal to the statistical probability of Richard Stallman renouncing Free Software and joining the RIAA.

BARRY: Hey, did you hear? Richard Stallman just renounced Free Software and joined --

MARK AND VIKTOR: No he didn't.

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Comments

Ah Ha!

So it's most likely no one we've met in the history of the comic. Or, at least, no one Viktor has met before. Or, no one he remembers having met.

Smells of crossover.

Is what I'm saying.

Well there is the marketing manager over at User Friendly

I think his name is Steph. If any comic strip character deserved to be sued...

I can't imagine it's Stef

Stef is too much of a Windows^H^H^H^H^H^H^HNifty Doorways fanboy. It might be one of the techs, though, or A.J.

You know what would be really cool, though I doubt it could happen because the artists are so busy? A crossover with this strip!

;)