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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

MARK: So did you find someone to sue yet?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: We just pulled up a name a few minutes ago.

MARK: And it isn't me?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: It isn't you.

MARK: Well I hope you're happy.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: It's not a matter of happiness. It's a matter of serving my clients to the best of my ability by abusing the legal system in the most egregious way possible.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: I suppose there might be a little glee involved.

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Comments

Please be Binky. That would

Please be Binky.

That would make my lunar year.

hmmm...

Where's Binky been lately anyway? guess I have to do some digging. No, I think it's Mark's mother. That would be good. Or still Mark, but not technically, somehow. I dunno. It'll be a surprise to me!

Oh, yeah, that's right. He's a cat-type thing. Creepy. Well, I doubt Binky's getting sued, then. Since he still is of use to the company.