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14 January 2008 - 5:00am — Christopher Wright
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VIKTOR SCHRECK: I've decided to sue someone into oblivion today. If anyone needs me, I'll be down in development picking a suitable victim.

ALEX: Why are you telling us?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: I like people to know when I've decided to destroy someone's life.

MARK: You really love being a lawyer, don't you?

VIKTOR: Not only do I rule the world, but I get paid $300 an hour to do so.

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Comments

New t-shirt phrase for

14 January 2008 - 10:34am — dburn13579 (not verified)

New t-shirt phrase for sure.

"Not only do I rule the world, but I get paid $300/hour to do so"

I love it. I'd buy one.

So would I.

14 January 2008 - 2:46pm — ccanni1028

So would I. At least a $100 per hour tech support version.