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A Familiar Refrain

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

BARRY: Hey guys. Come to see Phil choose a victim for Viktor?

MONK: Mostly we're here to make sure we aren't possible targets.

BARRY: Don't worry. Viktor decided to discard any searches that returned Ubersoft employees.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: I'm feeling magnanimous today. Run it again.

MONK: It sounds like the database hits Ubersoft employees more than you'd think.

BARRY: Well... it was copied form a database we're designing for the Federal Government. It weights people by their potential threat to the security of the United States, so we really only get one or two employees.

BARRY: But they come up a lot.

COMPUTER: Suspected Linux User: Mark

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Just run it again.

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Comments

You know...

I actually did see Mark's name coming up when I saw yesterday's strip and worried for the poor guy, glad to know that Victor has decided to leave him be for now.

Why not just make it

Why not just make it "suspected Linux user that is not Mark"?