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Furry Binky

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

BOSS: Alex, I require your opinion.

ALEX: All right.

BOSS: I plan to introduce a new quirky-yet-adorable animal video to be posted in internet sites, thus breaking the embargo on such things and weakening the writer's guild strike! You will look upon my latest creation and tell me what you think.

ALEX: Okay.

BINKY: Meow, Skipper! And purr, too!

BOSS: Does the adorable nature of the creature make you want to watch it on the internet for hours at a time?

ALEX: Actually it makes me want to claw my eyes out and then beat myself senseless with my mouse.

(Silence.)

BOSS: That is acceptable.

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Comments

Furry-Binky Video!

I wish I was smart enough to create a flash video of a furry Binky! That would be worth seeing!

LOLZ!

That is the first time in awhile that I've actually fallen on the floor laughing from a comic strip. No offense to you, of course.

That's probably...

...the entire idea, there. If I wasn't so sick that laughing that hard gives me a headache and makes me hack up a lung, I'd have busted a gut too.

I find myself wanting

a "Meow, Skipper!, LOL!" LJ Icon.

Chris, please...

...update Ubersoft soon. I am in withdrawal! :-)

No animals were harmed in the creation of this message. However, many electrons were incredibly inconvenienced.

Time off...

Let's cut Chris some slack. It can't be easy being brilliant, witty, talented, original and funny every day.
We must just accept that he hasn't posted anything so far this year.

(Mind you, he had better get his act together soon or we are going to have to slap him about a bit. Don't make us hurt you, Chris.)

Add to that list that I

Add to that list that I don't have consistent internet service in New Orleans just yet.

Geez.

It is "consistent"...

As a retired English teacher is is my prerogative... nay, my duty... to point out to you that if one has bad service all the time, that it is a form of consistency.

Besides, I had forgotten that before there was broadband, it was impossible to upload anything to the internet....

If you have the time and connection to post your plea for sympathy.... well, you know the rest.

As I was able to post,

As I was able to post, therefore establishing that I didn't have bad service *all* the time, the term "consistent" was valid in my opinion.

If you have the time and connection to post your plea for sympathy.... well, you know the rest.

OK... how about "all updates and new content are made at the sole discretion of the cartoonist and claims to the contrary will be rejected out of hand" ?

:D

As a retired English teacher

As a retired English teacher is is my prerogative [...]

As a non-retired know-it-all, it is my prerogative... nay, my duty... to point out to you that you shall write it with a t, not an s.

SCNR,
Martin

Hey David...

for some reason your posts are being tagged as spam by Drupal. I just un-spammed them. I don't know what Drupal is doing, but I thought you should know, just in case you noticed your comments popping in and out of existence...