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4 May 2007 - 5:00am — Christopher Wright
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MARK: What do I need to do to use your free wireless access?

CASHIER: Good afternoon sir, and welcome to McFoodstuffs. What can I get for your today?

MARK: I want to use your free wireless access.

CASHIER: Good afternoon sir, and welcome to McFoodstuffs. What can I get for your today?

MARK: Look, I'm not interested in food, I just want to --

CASHIER: Good afternoon sir, and welcome to McFoodstuffs. What can I get for your today?

(Silence.)

MARK: I'll have a #3 with a large root beer.

CASHIER: Would you like free* wireless access with that?

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