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Genuine, Sincere Concern

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

JUDGE: You!

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Hello, Your Honor.

JUDGE: ... I hoped I'd never see you again.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Sorry.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: I am here to protest unseemly, unethical, and stridently anticompetitive business practices on the part of the defendant.

(Silence.)

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Your Honor?

JUDGE: Irony... thick... can't... breathe...

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