Comic Transcript

BOSS: Google has purchased a banner ad blocking company?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Yes, and they spent even more money on it than they did on YouTube and Doubleclick.

BOSS: No matter. I have a new scheme that will surely bring Google to its knees. Listen carefully:

KING: Google just announced that they plan to buy whatever company you're planning to buy, and that they're going to play at least nine times what it's actually worth.

BOSS: WHAT???

KING: That's what they said.

BOSS: But I haven't even announced my evil plan!

KING: They said it really doesn't matter. They just like buying companies out of from under your nose.

BOSS: This is unacceptable!