Comic Transcript

BOSS: Google has been a thorn in my side for far too long. I will hatch a plan... a cunning plan... a cunning plan that will destroy them utterly.

ALICE: I'm all ears, Boss.

BOSS: It is more accurate to say that you are all glasses and blonde hair... but that is beside the point. This is what we are going to do.

BOSS: In order to counter the new Google online advertising hegemony, we will purchase the leading ad-blocking software on the market. By integrating ad blockers into Nifty Doorways Verandah, we will be able to nullify Google's ability to --

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Did you hear? Google just bought the top-of-the-line banner ad blocking software on the market for four and a half billion dollars.

(Silence.)

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Did I say something wrong?

BOSS: This is unacceptable!