Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

The Last Resort

26 March 2007 - 4:00am — Christopher Wright

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Comic Transcript

PHIL: Well it looks like I deleted your archive, Alice. But don't worry -- IT transfers all this data to tape before letting us reformat this media.

PHIL: Barry!

BARRY: Yo.

PHIL: Tell Henry we need to restore some data.

BARRY: Tell... uh... why do I have to tell him?

PHIL: You used to run track in college. You have the best chance of getting out alive.

BARRY: Curse my superior survival skills!

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Comments

"Well, who else is going to

26 March 2007 - 1:26pm — Brosh (not verified)

"Well, who else is going to run the length of the corridor in ten seconds?"

heh...

26 March 2007 - 4:07pm — MuseUnchained

Reminds me of a sign i once saw...

Do not climb over this fence unless you can run the field in nine seconds.
The bull can do it in ten.

Mad Skillz

26 March 2007 - 4:34pm — Daniel

Curse his suave charismatic sweet-talking me skills!

The other punchline...

27 March 2007 - 1:45pm — Rafe (not verified)

"Why are you putting on your sneakers? You can't outrun the bear!"
"I don't need to outrun the bear. I only need to outrun you."

Poll

Endorsements

"Desperately Unfunny."
- Someone on Dean's World

"The artwork is lame and repetitive, the 'jokes' are either inside software industry jokes or thinly disguised anti-capitalist rantings."
- Someone else on Dean's World

"Are there really 80 people who find any reference to Microsoft in a web comic funny?"
- Someone on Reddit

"Why has this been running since 1996? Who actually reads it? Who is the idiot who reads it every day and posts the 'good' ones up on reddit? Doesn't he realize he is wasting his time?"
- Someone else on Reddit

"My god, my eyes are bleeding now. To think that there are comics out there which are worse than User Friendly is every way, when User Friendly was already pretty bottom-of-the-barrel in all departments!"
- Someone on Slashdot (With apologies to User Friendly, who got hit in the crossfire.)

"I'm burying this alive. Oh, look. Digg's comment window is jumping up and down in excitement. It's like it's nodding and agreeing with me. Yay."
- Someone on Digg