Comic Transcript

DRUNK BAR PATRON: ... and thass when she tol' me it wass over...

DRINKY: Tough break.

BARTENDER: Yeah.

DRUNK BAR PATRON: So was your story, lil' paperclip?

DRINKY: My story? Yeah, I have a story. I had it all: great job, bright future... I was really going places with my life. Of course, that was before I was cloned by unspeakable powers.

DRINKY: Suddenly I had two "brothers" following me around who were like me in every way you could possibly imagine.

(Silence.)

DRINKY: That's when I first started drinking.